Yummy Summer Treats At Your Friendly Fracking Drive-In

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COFFMAN: Yummy Summer Treats At Your Friendly Fracking Drive-In

[from frack-addled kitchen of Steve Coffman]

GREENISH-ORANGISH EFFLUENT SLUSHES

TANKER TRUCKS OF TANGY ROOT BEER

FRACKIN’ FLUID FIZZEZZZZ

FLAMMABLE “HUMAN TORCH” SODAS (THEY’RE METHANATED!!!)

BROMIDE FLOATS

RUNNIN’ ON FUMES ENERGY DRINKS -- IN 261 SECRET PROPRIETARY FLAVORS

PEANUT BRAIN DRAINCLEANER DIARRHETIC COCKTAILS

GLOW-IN-THE-DARK POP-SICK-ILLS

PROPPANT “TRUE GRIT” TEXAS SANDWICHES (INCL / XTRA-SALTY BRINYFRIES)

2BE OR NOT-2BE HAMLETS

DIESEL SUPER SWIRLS

V-8 HIGH-OCTANE HEALTH DRINKS ALTERNATIVE

JULY 4TH SPECIAL HOT SLUDGE TRIPLE-DIP SUNDAES

(fromthe high-test cuisinery of s. “burpie” coffman)
Dundee, New York, NY