COFFMAN: Yummy Summer Treats At Your Friendly Fracking Drive-In
[from frack-addled kitchen of Steve Coffman]
GREENISH-ORANGISH EFFLUENT SLUSHES
TANKER TRUCKS OF TANGY ROOT BEER
FRACKIN’ FLUID FIZZEZZZZ
FLAMMABLE “HUMAN TORCH” SODAS (THEY’RE METHANATED!!!)
BROMIDE FLOATS
RUNNIN’ ON FUMES ENERGY DRINKS -- IN 261 SECRET PROPRIETARY FLAVORS
PEANUT BRAIN DRAINCLEANER DIARRHETIC COCKTAILS
GLOW-IN-THE-DARK POP-SICK-ILLS
PROPPANT “TRUE GRIT” TEXAS SANDWICHES (INCL / XTRA-SALTY BRINYFRIES)
2BE OR NOT-2BE HAMLETS
DIESEL SUPER SWIRLS
V-8 HIGH-OCTANE HEALTH DRINKS ALTERNATIVE
JULY 4TH SPECIAL HOT SLUDGE TRIPLE-DIP SUNDAES
(fromthe high-test cuisinery of s. “burpie” coffman)
Dundee, New York, NY