Trudeau Asks, Was That Weekend Racket a St. Paddy's Day Thin

Trudeau Asks, Was That Weekend Racket a St. Paddy's Day Thin

Postby Oscar » Mon Mar 16, 2015 3:49 pm

Please Advise! Trudeau Asks, Was That Weekend Racket a St. Paddy's Day Thing?

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Sorry Justin, they were protests, and you missed the parade.

By Steve Burgess, March 16, 2015,

[Editor's note: Steve Burgess is an accredited spin doctor with a PhD in Centrifugal Rhetoric from the University of SASE, situated on the lovely campus of PO Box 7650, Cayman Islands. In this space he dispenses PR advice to politicians, the rich and famous, the troubled and well-heeled, the wealthy and gullible.]

Dear Dr. Steve,

I noticed quite a few parades happening across Canada this weekend. What was that all about? St. Patrick's Day?


Justin Trudeau

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Dear Justin,

Good guess. But those were mostly happening outside Irish pubs at 2 a.m.

No, the marches you noticed were about something else. It seems a great many Canadians are concerned about Bill C-51. In cities across the country, citizens took to the streets to protest the Harper government's proposed security legislation that will grant CSIS and the RCMP sweeping new powers. Among the items being swept may be your constitutional rights. The bill would establish standards for justifiable arrests that resemble the informal rules currently being employed by the police department of Ferguson, Missouri.

It's understandable that you didn't notice the marches, Justin, since you have thrown Liberal Party support behind Bill C-51. It would make your attendance at an anti-C-51 rally awkward to say the least -- rather like showing up at a St. Patrick's Day parade in a Margaret Thatcher mask. Besides, I'm sure you're still busy debriefing Tory turncoat Dimitri Soudas on all his inside party secrets. Good idea -- better get that done while it's still legal.

Still, you would think this sort of grassroots Canadian protest against Harper overreach would be just your thing, Justin -- a perfect chance for you to emphasize the bright new dawn that could result from a Liberal victory. Your entire pitch has been based on a change of tone, a move away from the fear and division of Harperism toward a new era of sunshine and positivity. Goodbye, bad old politics of negativity -- hello, Justin Trudeau and the Liberal Party.

What do you get instead? A Montreal anti-C-51 march -- including NDP leader Tom Mulcair -- that aimed straight for the Liberal party headquarters. You're part of Team Harper on this one. You might as well have been standing on the ramparts with the prime minister, defiantly facing the protesters while holding hands and singing "We Shall Overcome."

Fear of terrorism has been running high thanks to trials on both sides of the country and vague threats thrown at Canada from ISIS and Al-Shabaab. You surveyed the polls and decided that it simply wouldn't do to allow Harper to manoeuvre the Liberals into position for a "soft-on-terrorism" attack. It was a purely political calculation -- perhaps even a savvy one. But Harper knows he has put you in a damned-if-you-do-damned-if-you-don't situation. Leave yourself open to attack from fear-mongering Conservatives? Or alienate your natural constituency on the centre-left? You chose the latter option. Justin Trudeau: He'll KO ISIS just like he pummelled Patrick Brazeau. Can he tackle terrorists by abrogating democratic freedoms like his old man? Just watch him.

But the price you pay is higher than that paid by any other Canadian leader. You more than anyone suffer from looking like just any old compromising hack. And for what? A bill that in all likelihood will never survive its first constitutional challenge. You had the opportunity to take a principled stand and later be proved correct by the Supreme Court. Instead you are Harper's poodle.


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